$TEST

⚠ emergency degen broadcast system

THIS IS
ONLY
A TEST.

$TEST is a live test of the emergency degen broadcast system, deployed on Robinhood Chain.
If it moons, that was also part of the test.

signal: acquired · chain: robinhood · venue: pools · ca: pending

What's next
*** THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY DEGEN BROADCAST SYSTEM *** THIS IS ONLY A TEST DO NOT ADJUST YOUR PORTFOLIO REMAIN CALM AND HOLD IN THE EVENT OF AN ACTUAL MOON, INSTRUCTIONS WILL FOLLOW
The TEST robot lounging by a pool next to a pink flamingo float
🦩 POOLSIDE

launch venue

Launching on Pools

$TEST makes its splash on Pools: flamingo floaties, blue water, zero towels. When the pool opens, the CA drops here first.

  • 🦩 Flamingo approved
  • 🌊 Robinhood Chain native
  • 🧪 Certified: only a test
Close-up of the TEST robot's giant angry eyes, watching

transmission interrupted

COMING SOON

the rest of the broadcast is loading. he is watching you wait.